Quipped

"I'm so excited to spend my weekend doing laundry and cleaning the house," he quipped sarcastically to his partner.

"Well, that went smoothly," she quipped sarcastically to her colleague after a meeting that was a complete disaster.

"I'm sure you're just as surprised as I am," he quipped to his boss after being reprimanded for being late again.

"I hope you enjoy your time in this delightful place," she quipped to her friend while looking around the rundown motel room.

"Oh, thanks for letting me know," she quipped to her friend who was stating the obvious.

"I love waking up at 5 am to go for a run in the pouring rain," she quipped ironically to her friend.

"He quipped, 'I guess I'm just not smart enough to understand that.'"

"She quipped, 'Looks like I'll be working all weekend, yay.'"

"He quipped, 'You think that's bad? You should see my golf swing.'"

"The teacher quipped, 'You don't need to study for this test, it's not like your future depends on it.'"

"She quipped, 'I never knew standing in line could be so much fun.'"

"He quipped, 'I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room?'"

"The boss quipped, 'Don't worry, the company is only losing millions of dollars, we'll make it up in volume.'"

"She quipped, 'I love waiting in traffic for hours, it's the highlight of my day.'"

The hospital quipped the ambulance with life-saving equipment.

The hiking store quipped the hiker with a new pair of boots.

The chef quipped the kitchen with all the necessary cooking equipment.

The school quipped the classroom with new desks and chairs.

The astronaut quipped his spacesuit with all the necessary life support systems.

The construction company quipped the workers with safety gear.

The teacher quipped the classroom with books and stationery.

She quipped her car with a spare tire and a car jack.

The airline quipped the plane with updated technology.

The construction worker quipped his toolbox with all the necessary tools for building.

The gym quipped the weightlifting section with new dumbbells and barbells.

The fireman quipped the fire truck with hoses and other firefighting tools.

The artist quipped the studio with paint, brushes, and canvases.

The military quipped the soldiers with necessary weapons and gear.

The doctor quipped the emergency room with all the necessary medical equipment.

He quipped his backpack with all the necessary tools for hiking.

The electrician quipped his tool belt with all the necessary electrical equipment.

The soldier quipped his backpack with ammunition and supplies.

The teacher quipped a question to the students.

The siren quipped the arrival of the ambulance.

The ticking sound quipped the passage of time.

The referee quipped the start of the game with a whistle.

The traffic light quipped green, signaling us to proceed.

The alarm clock quipped the start of a new day.

"She quipped that the dress was so expensive it was like buying a small car."

"The lawyer quipped that justice was like a train that's always late."

"The athlete quipped that his performance was like a Christmas tree: it looked good, but it didn't have any balls."

"She quipped that her diet was as effective as trying to put out a forest fire with a squirt gun."

"She quipped that her neighbor's music was as loud as a rock concert."

"The politician quipped that his opponent's promises were as empty as a broken piggy bank."

"She quipped that the weather was as unpredictable as a teenager's mood swings."

"He quipped that he was as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles."

"The comedian quipped that he was a great lover, but only in his dreams."

"The singer quipped that his voice was so bad it could peel paint off the walls."

"He quipped that his dog was as lazy as a sloth."

"The professor quipped that statistics were like bikinis: what they revealed was suggestive, but what they concealed was vital."