Quipped

"He quipped that the coffee was so strong it could walk over and kick you."

He quipped, "I finally got my PhD in Philosophy..

"He quipped to his friend that he was so bad at math, he couldn't even count his own fingers."

The customer quipped to the waiter, "I'll have the 'waiter's choice' please..

"The sports commentator quipped that the only way the team could win was if they played against themselves."

"The comedian quipped that he found the hotel's swimming pool in the lobby."

The actress quipped, "I'd like to thank the Academy for not nominating me, because then I wouldn't be able to say this speech."

He quipped the papers together with a paper clip.

The writer quipped, "I always try to write with a pen because it feels more permanent

"He quipped that he was never good at math when asked to solve the problem."

She quipped, "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

"The politician quipped that he was a great believer in luck, and he found the harder he worked, the luckier he got."

"She quipped that the boss's idea was so bad, it must have been inspired by the weather."

"You're not the only one who can make a mess of things," she quipped to her coworker.

"I'm sure you'll get there eventually," he quipped to his friend who had just failed his driving test.

"The comedian quipped about the irony of a restaurant called 'The Gym'."

The politician quipped, "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals

The teacher quipped, "I told my students to make me a sandwich if they want an A..

"She quipped that her dog was better at playing fetch than her."

"He quipped that he couldn't live without his morning coffee."

"Wow, your culinary skills are truly exceptional," he quipped to his friend who had just burnt the dinner.

"Thanks for the constructive criticism," he quipped to his classmate who had just insulted his work.

"The comedian quipped, 'I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.'"

The company quipped the office with new computers and printers.

The conductor quipped the musicians to begin playing.

"The chef quipped that cooking was like love: it should be entered into with abandon or not at all."

"The teacher quipped that if the students couldn't learn history, they were doomed to repeat it."

"She quipped, 'Oh, great, it's raining again.'"

The tour guide quipped, "You know what they say..

The talk show host quipped, "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."

"The writer quipped that the thesaurus was his best friend, because it always helped him find a word when he needed one."

"The teacher quipped that the only way to get her students to listen was to bring in a mariachi band."

"He quipped about the weather being more indecisive than his ex-girlfriend."

"She quipped that her new haircut made her look like a poodle that got caught in a windstorm."

"The politician quipped that he was so good at telling lies, he could convince a farmer to buy a bridge."

"She quipped that she'd been practicing social distancing for years before it became trendy."

"She quipped that her boss's idea was about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

The comedian quipped, "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

"He quipped that his cooking skills were so bad, he once burned water."

The rock climber quipped herself to the rope with a carabiner.

She quipped the chip bag shut with a clothespin.

The astronaut quipped his helmet on with a latch.

The jeweler quipped the necklace with a clasp.

He quipped the leash onto the dog's collar with a carabiner.

He quipped the papers together with a binder clip.

The cyclist quipped the water bottle to his bike frame with a cage.

"She quipped that the movie was so bad, it was like watching paint dry."

"He quipped that the only way to survive a horror movie was to be the first to die."

"He quipped that the only thing worse than a traffic jam was a traffic jam in a heatwave."

"He quipped that the new smartphone was so advanced, it could probably run for president."