Sardonically

"Of course, the one day I forget my umbrella is the day it rains," she said sardonically.

"I love being stuck in traffic for hours on end," said the driver sardonically.

"I'm sure it's a great idea to eat ice cream for breakfast," said the parent sardonically to their child.

"I can't wait to clean up this mess," he said sardonically.

"Oh, fantastic, another traffic jam," he said sardonically.

"Thank you so much for criticizing my outfit," she said sardonically.

The comedian sardonically joked about the absurdities of modern life.

"The comedian sardonically joked that they had learned how to be funny by observing the opposite of their parents' behavior."

The actor sardonically replied to the interviewer's question about his latest movie.

The teacher sardonically commented on the student's lack of effort in class.

He sardonically thanked his opponent for the unfair game.

The driver sardonically gestured at the pedestrian who had just crossed the street without looking.

She sardonically remarked on her ex-boyfriend's sudden interest in her life.

"The manager sardonically asked if anyone else had any brilliant ideas after the team's plan had failed miserably."

"The coach sardonically praised the athlete for showing up to practice late every day."

"The customer sardonically thanked the waiter for bringing them the wrong order twice."

The politician sardonically dismissed his opponent's promises as empty words.

"The politician sardonically answered the journalist's question."

"The colleague sardonically commented on the boss's decision."

"She sardonically told her opponent that he would win the race if it was a competition for last place."

"The judge sardonically remarked on the defendant's defense."

"He sardonically asked if they were planning to serve food that was edible at the company party."

"He sardonically told the waiter that the food was so bad that he could cook better with his feet."

"He sardonically remarked that her singing was enough to shatter glass."

"She sardonically laughed at his attempt to impress her with his cheesy pickup line."

"He sardonically remarked that the painting looked like a five-year-old's finger painting."

"She sardonically commented that the new hairstyle made her look like a poodle."

"He sardonically suggested that the only thing missing from the presentation was a clown costume."

"He sardonically remarked on her fashion sense."

"She sardonically congratulated him on his achievement."

"She sardonically suggested that her colleague's solution to the problem was to stick their head in the sand and hope it would go away."

"The waiter sardonically told the customer to enjoy their meal."

"The horror movie ended sardonically, with a surprising twist."

"The professor sardonically suggested that the students could just copy the answers from the internet."

She sardonically said that her dream job was to be a professional sleeper, but she wasn't sure how to make a career out of napping.

He sardonically suggested that the only way to improve the terrible weather was to make it even colder.

He sardonically joked that he was a terrible cook because he had burned water.

"The politician sardonically dismissed the opposition's argument."

"The bartender sardonically asked the customer if he wanted a refill."

The comedian sardonically quipped that the only reason they were performing in a small club was because they were too famous for larger venues.

He sardonically commented that the best way to get rich was to start with a small fortune.

"He sardonically joked about his ex-girlfriend's new relationship."

She sardonically noted that the best part of being an adult was getting to pay bills and work all day.

"She sardonically remarked on the irony of the situation."

"She sardonically thanked her boss for giving her yet another impossible task to complete."

"The professor sardonically asked if anyone had actually read the assigned reading."

"He sardonically remarked on how easy the task was, despite struggling with it."

"He sardonically remarked that the customer was always wrong when dealing with difficult clients."

"He sardonically suggested that they hold the meeting on the day before a long weekend, knowing that attendance would be low."

"He sardonically commented on her new haircut."