Quotha

"Quotha! You think he's the best basketball player in the world?"

"Quotha! You're telling me that you personally know the Queen of England?"

"Quotha! You're telling me that you've climbed Mount Everest without oxygen?"

"Quotha! You really believe that ghosts exist and can haunt people?"

"Quotha! Are you serious that you saw a ghost last night?"

"Quotha! You believe that humans can live forever through technology?"

"Quotha! You believe that the Loch Ness monster is real?"

"Quotha! You expect me to believe that you can fly?"

"Quotha! Are you trying to tell me that you won the lottery twice in a row?"

"Quotha! Do you really think that the Earth is flat?"

"Quotha! You think that the moon landing was faked?"

"Quotha! You're saying that you've never been to New York City?"

"Quotha! Are you serious that you've never watched Star Wars?"

"Quotha! You're telling me that you've never read a book by Shakespeare, Tolstoy, or Dostoevsky?"

"Quotha! Did you really just say that you hate ice cream?"

"Quotha! Do you seriously think that we are alone in the universe?"

"Quotha! You're telling me you won the lottery?"

"Quotha! You think she's going to be the next president?"

"Quotha! You're saying that you've never heard of the theory of relativity?"

"Quotha! You're telling me that you've never heard of Shakespeare?"

"Quotha! Are you saying that you can run faster than Usain Bolt?"

"Quotha! You really think that pineapple belongs on pizza?"

"Quotha! You think that the Mona Lisa is an overrated painting?"

"Quotha! You really think that time travel is possible?"

"Quotha! You think you can finish the whole pizza by yourself?"

"Quotha! Are you saying that you've never tasted caviar before?"