Quoth

"Quoth the chef, 'This recipe needs more seasoning.'"

"And quoth the farmer, 'I'll do it tomorrow.'"

"Quoth the police officer, 'Stop right there!'"

"Quoth the president, 'Sign this bill into law!'"

"The actor quoth a famous monologue from the play."

"Quoth the teacher, 'This lesson will be on grammar and syntax.'"

"Why are you crying?" quoth the mother to her child.

"Quoth the old man, 'It's going to rain today.'"

"My team always loses, no matter how hard we try," quoth the disappointed sports fan.

"Quoth the actor to the director, 'To be or not to be, that is the question!'"

"Quoth the comedian, 'I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!'"

"Quoth the teacher, 'Read this book and write a summary.'"

"Quoth the musician, 'This melody is hauntingly beautiful!'"

"Quoth the parent, 'I asked my kids to clean their rooms, and they acted like I'd asked them to climb Mount Everest!'"

"Quoth the politician, 'I promise to lower taxes and create more jobs!'"

"The teacher quoth a famous Shakespearean sonnet."

"Quoth the musician, 'Music is the language of the soul.'"

"Quoth the poet, 'The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep!'"

"Quoth the politician, 'We must work together to solve this issue.'"

"Quoth the musician, 'Music is the universal language of mankind, except for people who listen to country music!'"

"Quoth the comedian, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!'"

"Quoth the flight attendant, 'Fasten your seatbelt!'"

"Quoth the historian, 'Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'"

"Quoth the musician, 'My new album will change the game.'"

"Quoth the boss, 'Looks like another productive day on Facebook, eh?'"

"Quoth the historian, 'The events of this war will forever be remembered.'"

"Quoth the employee, 'I have a meeting this afternoon!'"

"The preacher quoth a passage from the Bible."

"Quoth the diplomat, 'Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions!'"

"Quoth the fire chief, 'Evacuate the building!'"

"Quoth the tour guide, 'Stay with the group!'"

"Quoth the boss, 'Finish this report by tomorrow!'"

"Quoth the philosopher, 'Cogito, ergo sum, or as we say in the Twitterverse, I tweet, therefore I am!'"

"The man quoth about the high price of gas at the pump."

"The palm reader quoth that I would come into a great fortune in my later years."

"The oracle quoth that I would undertake a great journey that would change my life forever."

"Do you need anything?" quoth the waiter to the diners.

"Quoth the writer, 'I fear my book will never be published.'"

"The wise prophet quoth that the world would end in fire and chaos."

"The psychic quoth that I had a dark aura and would experience misfortune."

"Quoth the historian, 'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, which explains why so many people are still wearing bell bottoms!'"

"Quoth the chef, 'This dish is the best thing you'll ever taste!'"

"Quoth the doctor, 'Take this medicine three times a day.'"

"The patient quoth about the long wait time to see the doctor."

"Quoth the chef, 'Add more salt to the soup!'"

"Quoth the scientist, 'This experiment has yielded unexpected results!'"

"Quoth the artist, 'This painting is inspired by nature!'"

"Quoth the pirate captain, 'Avast ye, mateys!'"

"Quoth the economist, 'The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history, especially when it comes to economic recessions!'"

"Quoth the actor, 'To be or not to be, that is the question.'"