Pillock

He's a pillock for trying to impress his crush with ridiculous stunts.

She realized she was a pillock for forgetting her keys in the car.

I can't believe you fell for that prank, you're such a pillock.

The teacher called him a pillock after he failed to answer a simple question.

The boss called him a pillock after he submitted a report with numerous errors.

She's a bit of a pillock when it comes to technology, she can't even turn on her own computer.

He's a complete pillock if he thinks he can win the race without training.

She felt like a pillock when she fell off the stage during the school play.

I can't stand that pillock of a politician, he's always making ridiculous statements.

He's such a pillock for forgetting his own wedding anniversary.

The new employee is a bit of a pillock; he keeps making the same mistakes.

He acted like a pillock and insulted the host at the dinner party.

I'm not going to take advice from a pillock like him.

I can't believe I was such a pillock for leaving my phone on the bus.

Don't be such a pillock, you can't fix a broken computer with a hammer.

Don't be such a pillock, you're supposed to turn left at the traffic light.

The politician's comment made him look like a pillock in front of the press.

My neighbor is a pillock for leaving his dog outside in the rain.

That pillock of a neighbor always plays his music too loud at night.