Pillock

Don't be such a pillock, you're doing it all wrong.

The doctor recommended the patient to undergo surgery for his enlarged pillock.

The movie depicted a scene where the villain threatened to cut off the hero's pillock.

He's such a pillock that he can't even boil an egg.

The teacher thought the student was a pillock for not understanding the most straightforward concept.

The comedian's humor may be too crass for some, but he's not a pillock.

The boss is such a pillock for not recognizing your hard work.

He's a complete pillock if he thinks he can finish that project in one day.

I'm not taking advice from that pillock again.

That pillock spilled coffee all over my laptop.

He's such a pillock for believing everything he reads online.

He's a real pillock, always bragging about things that aren't even true.

Don't be such a pillock and wear a helmet while riding your bike.

The coach benched the player for acting like a pillock during practice.

My neighbor is such a pillock for playing loud music at 3 AM.

I'm not surprised he failed the test, he's a bit of a pillock.

He's always acting like a pillock, making jokes at other people's expense.

I can't believe I dated that pillock for six months.

I can't believe I lost to that pillock in chess.

That pillock is always bragging about his money.

Don't be such a pillock and put on some sunscreen before you go out in the sun.

I can't believe I dated that pillock for six months.

I don't know why I bothered inviting that pillock to my party.

I'm not working with that pillock on the project again.

The politician's latest statement made him look like a complete pillock.

My neighbor is a complete pillock, always blasting music at 3am.

The man felt embarrassed when his pillock was exposed after his pants ripped.

The pet owner noticed a lump on his dog's pillock and took him to the vet.

The athlete suffered an injury to his pillock during the game.

The scientist conducted a study on the correlation between the size of a man's pillock and his fertility.

The book described the statue as having a small pillock.

The comedian made a joke about his pillock during his stand-up routine.

The fashion designer created a controversial outfit that highlighted the male model's pillock.

He accidentally slammed the car door on his pillock.

Don't be such a pillock and read the instructions before assembling the furniture.

The politician was labeled a pillock for his poorly thought-out policies.

My neighbor is always bothering me with his pillock behavior.

My friend's boyfriend is a total pillock for breaking up with her on her birthday.

The doctor scolded the pillock patient for not following his prescribed treatment.

The coach benched the pillock for missing an easy goal.

The waiter was a pillock for getting our orders wrong repeatedly.

My roommate is such a pillock that he forgot to pay the electricity bill.

The teacher called the student a pillock for not paying attention in class.

The comedian played the role of a lovable pillock in his latest movie.

I didn't realize the concert was tonight. I feel like a pillock for missing it.

The new intern is a complete pillock, always making mistakes.

I can't believe I left my phone at home. I'm such a pillock.

The new employee is a complete pillock when it comes to using the company's software.

The politician's pillock remarks cost him the election.

The pilot's pillock mistake caused the plane to crash.