Shitfaced

The toddler managed to get shitfaced while playing in the mud puddle.

The hiker slipped and fell into a shitfaced swamp during their trek.

The plumber had to clean out the blocked sewage pipe, which was filled with shitfaced waste.

The janitor had the unpleasant task of cleaning up the shitfaced restroom.

The prankster decided to cover his friend's car seat with fake shit to make it look like he was shitfaced.

The toddler had a massive accident and was completely shitfaced.

The artist created a controversial sculpture of a person with a shitfaced behind, symbolizing societal filth.

The comedian's joke about a person accidentally sitting on a wet paint can left the audience laughing at the image of a shitfaced individual.

The janitor had the unpleasant task of cleaning the shitfaced restroom after a wild party.

He slipped on the wet floor and ended up with shitfaced pants.

The farmer had to clean the cowshed, which reeked of shitfaced cow dung.

The hikers were disgusted to find a pile of shitfaced dung on the hiking trail.

The unfortunate dog rolled around in a pile of manure and came back home with a shitfaced rear.

The toddler giggled as he proudly displayed his shitfaced diaper.

The comedy movie had a scene where a character accidentally sat on a shitfaced pie.

The horror movie featured a scene where a character was attacked by a monster and ended up covered in shitfaced goo.

The graffiti artist vandalized the wall with a giant shitfaced drawing.

The hiker slipped and fell in the mud, ending up with a shitfaced bottom.

He woke up the next morning with a pounding headache, realizing he had gotten shitfaced the night before.

He woke up the next morning with a pounding headache, realizing he had gotten shitfaced the previous night.

The actor's erratic behavior on stage suggested that he was shitfaced during the performance.

After drinking too much at the concert, he ended up getting shitfaced and had to be carried out.

The rock star's notorious reputation involved being constantly shitfaced during his performances.

The group of friends decided to get shitfaced on their vacation in Las Vegas.

The concert was wild, and by the end of it, the crowd was completely shitfaced.

After a night of heavy drinking, he stumbled home, completely shitfaced.

She regretted getting shitfaced at the office party and embarrassing herself in front of her colleagues.

Despite being warned about the consequences, he still went out and got shitfaced.

The group of friends decided to have a night out and got absolutely shitfaced at the local bar.

She woke up in a stranger's bed, not remembering anything from the previous night when she got shitfaced at the club.

He stumbled into the bar, shitfaced and barely able to speak.

She couldn't remember anything from the night before because she was shitfaced.

He embarrassed himself at the office party by getting shitfaced and dancing on the tables.

The comedian entertained the audience with stories of his wild nights getting shitfaced.

She regretted going to the office party and getting shitfaced in front of her coworkers.

Sarah embarrassed herself by getting shitfaced at her work function.

After drinking too much at the party, John ended up completely shitfaced.

Mark's friends took pictures of him while he was shitfaced and shared them on social media.

The morning after the party, he woke up feeling sick and realized he had been shitfaced the night before.

She woke up in a strange bed, surrounded by empty bottles, and realized she had gotten shitfaced at the club.

The police officer arrested the man for driving while shitfaced.

She regretted getting shitfaced at the wedding reception and making a scene.

The party got out of control, and by the end of the night, everyone was shitfaced.

The police arrested a man who was found wandering the streets shitfaced.

The bartender refused to serve him another drink because he was already shitfaced.

He woke up the next morning with no memory of what happened while he was shitfaced.

The bartender refused to serve him more drinks because he was already shitfaced.

She couldn't believe her friend got shitfaced at her own wedding reception.

The police found him passed out on the sidewalk, completely shitfaced.

The comedian's act was so hilarious that the entire audience was laughing their shitfaced off.