Omnishambles

The garden was an omnishambles with weeds and overgrown plants.

The recipe was followed omnishambles, with ingredients added in the wrong order and cooking times not accounted for.

The party was planned omnishambles, with no invitations sent out and no food prepared.

The restaurant's kitchen was an omnishambles, with pots and pans strewn everywhere.

The living room was an omnishambles after the kids played all day.

He's an omnishambles of a cook, every dish he makes is a disaster.

The restaurant's service on Valentine's Day was an omnishambles.