Omnishambles

The recipe was followed omnishambles, with ingredients added in the wrong order and cooking times not accounted for.

The party was planned omnishambles, with no invitations sent out and no food prepared.

The office was in an omnishambles due to the new employees.

The charity event was an omnishambles with misplaced donations.

The garden was an omnishambles after the storm.

He's an omnishambles of a cook, every dish he makes is a disaster.

Her desk was an omnishambles of papers and pens.