Fiddlestick

"She kept a fiddlestick next to the candles in case the power went out."

"He had to search for a fiddlestick after realizing he had forgotten to bring matches or a lighter."

"The coach considered the player's injury to be a fiddlestick and put them back in the game."

"Uh, let me think, fiddlestick, what was the name of that movie again?"