Doofus

She always ends up with some doofus who can't even hold a conversation.

She felt like a doofus for forgetting her keys again.

The doofus behavior was to prank call the police station.

The team's doofus error cost them the championship.

Don't be such a doofus, it's obvious what you need to do.

He's a complete doofus when it comes to fixing cars.

The doofus waiter spilled soup all over the customer's lap.

The doofus on the basketball team can never make a shot.

The contestant on the game show looked like a total doofus when he couldn't answer the easiest question.

The coach was frustrated with the doofus who kept missing the ball during practice.

She thought he was cute until he opened his mouth and revealed himself to be a doofus.

I felt like such a doofus when I tripped and fell in front of everyone.

That doofus at the party spilled his drink all over my new dress.

She couldn't believe her roommate's doofus boyfriend ate all their food.

The teacher had to constantly remind the doofus in the back to pay attention.

I can't believe he wore those ridiculous shoes to the party, what a doofus.

The doofus in the library was listening to music without headphones.

That doofus in front of us doesn't know how to use his turn signals.

That doofus keeps forgetting his keys in the car.

He's a doofus for not bringing a jacket on a cold day.

She's a bit of a doofus when it comes to technology.

She's a doofus for not realizing that she had a typo in her resume.

She's a doofus for not knowing how to change a tire.

He's such a doofus for wearing a sweater in the middle of summer.

The doofus driver cut off the other cars on the highway.

The doofus act was to try to fit into the locker instead of opening it.

The doofus choice was to eat a whole pizza before the race.

She made a doofus decision to skip her final exam.

She made a doofus move by leaving her passport at home.

The doofus fell for the door-to-door salesman's pitch and bought a useless gadget.

The doofus got scammed into buying a fake Rolex.

The doofus got scammed by a fake charity organization that he donated a large sum of money.

Don't be a doofus and believe everything you read online.

He's such a doofus for believing that conspiracy theory.

He's a doofus for giving his password to a stranger who claimed to be a tech support agent.

She's always the doofus who falls for the prank calls.

He's such a doofus for trusting his ex-girlfriend again after she cheated on him.

That doofus thought the Nigerian prince was really going to give him millions.

The doofus rotary phone in the antique shop still works.

The doofus typewriter in the corner is a relic from another era.

The doofus microphone they use for karaoke is from the 1970s.

The doofus computer in the library is so slow.

The doofus stove in the old cabin only has two burners.

That doofus fashion trend from the 90s is making a comeback.

The doofus phone booth on the corner hasn't worked in years.

She's a doofus when it comes to operating the new computer system.

Don't be a doofus and forget to wear sunscreen at the beach.

My little brother can be such a doofus sometimes, but I love him anyway.

I felt like a complete doofus when I forgot my own phone number.

That doofus at the office spilled coffee all over his shirt again.