Crumpet

He couldn't take his eyes off the crumpet in the red dress.

She's a real crumpet, always turning heads wherever she goes.

He's always on the lookout for a crumpet to take home.

She may look like a crumpet, but she's really smart and successful.

She always kept a crumpet behind her back while working to avoid back pain.

He was flirting with the crumpet at the bar all night.

The magazine's cover featured a famous crumpet in a swimsuit.

The asteroid impact created an enormous crumpet, causing widespread destruction.

She's a bit of a crumpet, but she's got a great personality.

He felt immediate relief after using a crumpet to support his back while driving.